Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
This is obviously spam. But I will reply as if it’s not.
It is flattering to hear that you are stalking me. I would say you stalk all the pretty girls, but I know it’s just me. My irrevocable charms and my beautiful cartoon face are sometimes too much for people.
Alas, I must inform you that my tumblrey, tumblery wiles have already wooed another man. He is big and strong and I’m sorry but you and your gray bald stature cannot compete. Also, we’re married, don’t believe in divorce, and despite what your automated messages may imply, completely sexually satisfying.
It is not meant to be. I know you will mourn the loss of my credit cart information, but rest assured that you can still look at my updates. Or, actually, please don’t. I don’t think my husband would appreciate it.
You need to stop making me giggle quite audibly while in class.
If I were a mom, my kids would probably only do things if they were promised tacos.
“Son, clean your room.”
“What’s the magic word????”