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sealprinceling
:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

This is very true to my experience. 

fishingboatproceeds:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution


OR WOULD I?

Y’all realize this is basically the food replicator from Star Wars?
Tea, Earl Gray, hot.

fishingboatproceeds:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

OR WOULD I?

Y’all realize this is basically the food replicator from Star Wars?

Tea, Earl Gray, hot.

fishingboatproceeds:

terrysmalloy:

Marlon Brando with his pet cat, 1954.

I’m sorry, are these pictures of Young Marlon Brando or Slightly Older Ansel Elgort?

plushrumpninja:

naughtyformore:

kaymurph:

guess what show i started watching

PEES
PEES A LOT

damn that is fucking adorable

plushrumpninja:

naughtyformore:

kaymurph:

guess what show i started watching

PEES

PEES A LOT

damn that is fucking adorable

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judgemilkman:

goodbyeneverland:

LMFAO

I had to laugh at this.

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asker

Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

This is obviously spam. But I will reply as if it’s not.

It is flattering to hear that you are stalking me. I would say you stalk all the pretty girls, but I know it’s just me. My irrevocable charms and my beautiful cartoon face are sometimes too much for people.

Alas, I must inform you that my tumblrey, tumblery wiles have already wooed another man. He is big and strong and I’m sorry but you and your gray bald stature cannot compete. Also, we’re married, don’t believe in divorce, and despite what your automated messages may imply, completely sexually satisfying.

It is not meant to be. I know you will mourn the loss of my credit cart information, but rest assured that you can still look at my updates. Or, actually, please don’t. I don’t think my husband would appreciate it.

we-refallingthroughspace:

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we-refallingthroughspace:

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I’ve had this in my Like tab for months, and I just realized. That’s Ron Weasley up top.

I’ve had this in my Like tab for months, and I just realized. That’s Ron Weasley up top.

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Sit normal? No.

Sit normal? No.

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